Monday, October 08, 2007

Today is Columbus Day.

I object to Columbus Day. If I were to meet Christopher Columbus in some kind of weird rip in the space time continuim... I'd give him a swift kick to the nads. I would.

4 comments:

Esue said...

I'd kick him in the nads, and then tell him thanks for the day off.

I was in DC this weekend, and they were doing a Christopher Columbus re-enactment. I wondered, so, is he going to pass out polio blankets to all the bystanders, or what does that look like exactly?

Sean said...

How come I never see you guys anymore? Damn that Christopher Columbus. If he hadn't discovered the Mississippi River, we might be drinking beers together right now.

travis said...

CC Day is a bunch of shit.

the hamster said...

you said "nads"