Tom,
Enough. Please, please, please go away. And don't piss on my carpet on the way out.
Sincerely,
CZ
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
It Doesn't Help Mommy If Daddy Eats It
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7 comments:
Tom Cruise is so tired! If I never see or hear a thing from him again, I'd be pretty happy about that. He is definitely not paying his publicist enough.
I'm with you. GAG. literally.
my.
god.
that is the most disturbing story i've read all day. perhaps all week.
(recoiling in disgust) i don't care how much i love my wife and child: i will NEVER eat the leftovers of a birth canal.
i'm glad we are all in agreement.
Look out June 7-June 21. Bad stuff is happening, mostly involving plane-rides, rum, and the Great White Shark.
We're in, and we're bringing our swimming shorts.
Ignore that weird-looking gizmo fool Listen to me.
when our first little one was hatched they asked us if we wanted to keep the placenta. we asked why? they said some like to dig a hole - plant a tree and put the placenta in the hole so that you can tell your chilluns' "you and the tree are growing because of the same lump of mess."
some people are strange. i would prefer that the tree eat it.
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