Monday, May 22, 2006

Game Seven Pix

We've heard it all before and I can assure you that before the night is over we will hear it a thousand times from every sports depot from cable to am radio:

Home teams take game seven 82 percent of the time.

A big number. But oddly enough a number that may inspire hope for Dallas; 82 percent may swing favor towards the Spurs, but at least its a smaller number than 100:

Mavs choke in games like this against the Spurs 100 percent of the time.

So, I'll take my chances with 82. Jet storms back with vengeance, a fresh headband and 28 to compliment Dirk's double-double. To clarify, that's:
82x>100 when x=28+2(2).

Science has shown, Mavs take game seven.
theres a german coming out of that sax


















And as for the Suns-Clippers wrap, that game starts at like 11pm where I live. I'll be in bed.

Suns, cuz a home team's gotta win one of these games.


And in a real shocker, due to unexpectedly high box office sales of the DaVinci Code, I'm calling for Jesus by sun-up.suprisingly short skirt to be raptured

6 comments:

Joel Burdeaux said...

what? Jesus is going to take all of the hot chicks?

stevie said...

thank you for the fantastic post.

MOL Junior said...

nice!

i would be predicting mavs tonight if i had not predicted them in game 6 ... (and 5)

myleswerntz said...

if jesus takes all the hot chicks, go ahead and take me too.

zenner's said...

why do i only care about basketball in the playoffs and then why is it i care so much? we couldn't even get a radio feed last night and i sat in silence watching the shot chart until the very end. these things are a mystery.

i heart billy poe.

sherry said...

funny nice post,check mines