Nothing like end of the year award-time. Here at URG, we pride ourselves on giving you the finest and most thought provoking blogging the internet has to offer. Since that rarely happens, let's take some time to highlight the best comments this year's URG has produced.
This year's nominees for FUNNIEST COMMENT OF THE YEAR are:
Michael Shane, for:
"I like a fat man who can relax at the beach without concern of all that may be disgusted by his outward appearance."
from, "The Bee-ch, The Bietch and The Beach"
Sean, for:
"Cuba has six-toed cats and Hemmingway beer cozies. What's DR got for the tourist crowd?
from, "10 Things I Think I Think" .
Hamtser, for:
"wives are stellar and they don't slap or cuss or burn you with hot coffee in the crotch."
from, "Type Something Will Ya, We're Paying For This Stuff" .
m brock, for:
"it's not porn, sean, not real porn; reason is that it cost me less than 5 dollars, is mostly drawings, and it was my college human sexuality psychology book. You also were supposed to return it to me 3 weeks ago."
from, "Type Something Will Ya, We're Paying For This Stuff" .
me, for:
"here is my very, VERY limited take on tom york: he has a lazy eye and looks a hell of a lot like martin short."
from, "Rabbit In Your Headlights" .
Awards handed out at a ceremony earlier today include:
Nominee for BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE COMMENT:
Totila, for:
"Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum."
and,
Nominee for BEST RESPONSE TO A FAILED ATTEMPT AT HUMOR:
Stevie, for:
"Is this some comment about the size of Carly Simon's mouth?"
Thanks for coming and like all award shows I apologize for the length, pretentiousness and ridiculous outfits. Now do one of these of your own and thus validate my creativity.
