Monday, February 19, 2007

Yoga for Your Pregnancy

Yoga Pose #11: Beach Reach Pose


This pose can be accomplished by Taylor Sitting on the beach while reaching to retreive a **beverage** for your husband. Advanced practioners may want to try the double fisted reach. However, after 34 weeks you'll want to make sure and have a relaxed support nearby.

Yoga Pose #12: Prom Picture Pose. This pose can made more challenging for advanced yoga practioners by interlocking the fingers.

Monday, February 12, 2007

The Secret To Success: Sleep With Dudes!

I'm like MLK only with more money

It's been one of those weeks in the news that makes me grateful to not live in the States. But however hard I try, some madness always seems to creep through. My beloved Mark Cuban's interview concerning professionally gay athletes, um, gay professional athletes, has GOT to be the capper to seven days of diaper lined insanity:
"From a marketing perspective, if you're a player who happens to be gay and you want to be incredibly rich, then you should come out, because it would be the best thing that ever happened to you from a marketing and an endorsement perspective. You would be an absolute hero to more Americans than you can ever possibly be as an athlete, and that'll put money in your pocket."

Ah, the struggle for equality. Not to mention all the cash to be made fighting for it.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

To Pepe, My New Broker

Yesterday (or so), my friend Pepe, after years of biting remarks and barbs of criticism, said this about NASA.


Today, the news said this about NASA.
You may now hang your head in shame Pepe. Shame.
nasa fast







Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Different Guy Same Mistake

love me some me me too
Another reason to root exclusively for the Mavs upon my return to Texas.

For The Fam

Monday, January 22, 2007

Same (Um?) Guy




Friday, January 19, 2007

Welcome to the world Lily Grace!

I love her. I love her. I love her. My dear one Kaytie gave birth to this precious baby girl, Lily Grace Johnston, Monday early evening! I have fallen for her! I'm obsessed and giddy and proud. I can't stop staring at her picture!


Three cheers for kaytie and justin! You have blessed me, nay the world, with this lovliness!

Thursday, January 18, 2007

The Sam To My Frodo The Click To My Clack

My wife is my hero.

This past weekend we were up to our old tricks. By that I mean cleaning the apartment. Chels was on laundry. I was hanging a mirror in our bathroom. I grabbed up the mirror with both hands and found this fellow hanging out on the rear side:













Let's call him vile demon-spider. He didn't seem to enjoy me moving the mirror much and with quickness obviously aided by his demon-spider special powers jumped from the mirror to my hand, up my arm and onto the sink.
Heroically, I fainted.

But just before he climbed atop my chest to suck the very soul from my helpless and unconscious being, Chels got him with a flip-flop. It looked kind of like this:






That's me there on the ground. And the sword should be a flip-flop.
After killing the vile demon-spider she told me to wrap its evil corpse in toilet paper and put it in the trash. I did, but only after she told me it was "okay" several times.
Boy she's great.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Brilliant?Humble?Egodriven?

Is it me or does U2 manage to pull off all three at once?

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Thank You Gwen For The iTunes Gift Card Or Something Stevie And I Can Agree On
















Yowza! Click on the pic to sample the goodness.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Twins.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

I wish Thom Yorke would write a song about this guy!


(did someone say something about wearing Santa hats?)

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

When It Comes Down To It...

there's really two kind of people in the world: those who wear Santa Clause hats to work, and the rest of us.

Look, the rest of this post is going to be about Thom Yorke so if you want something else to do, here. (I imagine my target audience to be Trav and Hamster and Pepe and Seaner. Stevie read on if you like, but when you get bored, here.)


So, I've been locked in on York's solo record for going on three weeks straight. And I mean obsessively. Ask my wife and unborn child.


First things first. If you haven't yet, should you buy it? A great question with a fairly easy answer. It all depends on when you jumped off the Radiohead wagon. Look, Kid A and Amnesiac were purposefully polarizing records (more on that later) and if you thought they sounded more like Asteroids than the Radiohead you had come to know and love, you're going to want to stay way from the Eraser. But for many of us, A Thom Yorke vocal could be dropped over the sound of flatulence and we'd still find ourselves hypnotized and rapt with the beauty of it all. Shame on us. There's one, count them one, track on the Eraser that even hints at a band being anywhere in the building. And by "band" I mean Thom on very simple guitar, bass and kit tracks for a total of one looped measure. Everything else sounds like it came from a Powerbook. A British one. A fucking brilliant British one.



Do what you will with that review, but I'm moving on. As I've said, I've been a bit obsessive over York of late, like Kevin with reptiles. I've been consuming TY interviews and performances a dozen at a time for days. Weeks actually. As I've read, two impressive things continually return to the surface about this guy that are worth noting.


One. Yorke takes what he does VERY seriously. Read his interviews and there's not a hint of pretentiousness. What there is LOADS of though, is a sense of responsibility Yorke seems to place on himself. Over and over and over, he says things like "... as a person who is allowed to think a lot". Yorke has about as deep an understanding of his opportunity and responsibility as an artist than anyone since Bob Dylan. This was news to me. He says his content comes from one of two places: one, nightmares and two, an evaluation of what he sees going on around him and how that effects his environment. I knew about the nightmares. But how GREAT is it to hear an artist say, "look, I'm lucky enough to get to give good hard thought to the things around me and respond to them for a living. My plumber doesn't get to do that as much, nor get paid for it. So I want to take it seriously and be good at it. " Beats doing it for the Nookie.


Two. A repetitive lyrical theme for Yorke is the tension that exists between the systematic and the relational; the exaltation of efficiency over individuality and the doom that will come with it. Personally, I would go so far as to say its this message that lies at the core of Radiohead. Yorke often talks about Douglas Copeland in interviews and Radiohead's music and artwork reflect his ideas seamlessly; something innocent, paired with something ominous and or hopeless:



Alright. Thoughts?

Seaner and Pepe, get the whole record. Kevo and Trav start with Black Swan, Analyze, Atoms for Peace and the title track. Stevie, I hear John Mayer is touring. However, if you were going to appreciate anything on this record it might be Black Swan for the neato bass riff. C'mon, its 99 cents.

P.S. - Pepe this is for you. Stick with it for the whole 8 minutes and think systematic religion.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Nesting

This weekend I baked and decorated Christmas cookies...














and Jesse had many quality hours with Stella.














Jesse sympathy nested with me ALL WEEKEND... sharing in my pregnancy symptoms. I wonder if soon he too will have the heartburn and constipation?

Monday, November 20, 2006

World Peace Achieved For Approximately 30 Seconds

Anti-War Activists Plan 'Global Orgasm For Peace'.

A great idea really. Unless your single. Or have the clap.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Dominican Republic On Strike

The thing and the thing that the man said and the PCD and PPL and such have just gone and done it for the last time! Who do they think they are... by the people for the people right. I think. The country is going on strike Thursday and Friday... and I'm going too. I'm in full agreement with the PCD about the thing that President Leonel said about the thing. I'm so mad... I'm not going to work for the rest of the week! I'm just not going to show up. I'm not going to show up for two whole days, enjoy my weekend and then head back to work on Monday. That's it. I've had it with the thing. I can't believe the President thinks it's going to work. Ridiculous. I'm so enraged I'm... I'm.... I'm going to go play paddle ball on the beach with my friends AND I just might have a Caprese pizza for dinner at Lax! Stupid politicians... we'll show them. Who's with me?

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Dear God

Dear God,

Last weekend I found this in a marcado on the North Coast. There were many of them. Is this a sign telling us to live in the Dominican Republic forever?

Sincerely,
Chelsea

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Terms You'll Need To Know As You Muddle Through Mid Term Election Results

Aristocracy - Rule by a small, private and elite segment of society, typified in the U.S. by the rhythmically challenged, white upper class.









Gerrymandering - Drawing the boundaries of election districts in order to favor a party or individual. Seven year old Maria Santorum, an innocent victim of gerrymandering, cries after new district lines ran over her dog Petey.







Ex Post Facto - Criminal law applied retroactively to the disadvantage of the accused. Also the name of Florida Rep. Dave Weldon's cover band, which in his own words "...caught a huge break getting this mid-term election gig. I mean we don't want to get ahead of ourselves, but people in this room, ya know, know people."




Platform - Declaration of principles and policy positions of a particular party or candidate. Democratic candidate Tim Mahoney of Florida's 16th District won easily over Rep. Mark Foley after drafting a platform of 'I don't have sex with children.'






more to come.....

Friday, November 03, 2006

Friday Moment of Zen

The boys at 3TC do it again.

WELL worth it. Thank God the Beast will find its ruin. (And by the beast I mean TBN and its broadcast associates.)

Thanks to our friends at 3rd Chair Trombone for the goodness.

Have a great weekend.