Yikes...Anyone still up for visiting us over Christmas? Look, it's not as bad as you think. All of our crimes have a sort of neighborly mid-west flavor to them. Our shootings are the friendliest you'll find anywhere in the nation. Our meth-labs give back to the community whenever possible and our casinos offer a "guns-for-chips" program that has proved wildly effective.
If you want that impersonal type crime they have out East you'll have to look elsewhere. Not here. In St. Louis we're neighbors. And we'll rob you like neighbors.
Go Cards. Or I bust one in yo' ass.
5 comments:
So what gives. You guys hog the lime-light with be the cool dangerous guys, but its not enough. You have to steal the world series, too.
And what's this about visiting during christmas? Cause if you're not going to be there, I'm just going to go hang out with Jeremy or something.
Actually Kara was all asking if we were going back to the friendly city, and I said "only if jesse and chelsea are going to be there, cause I love my friend Jeremy, but I'm not getting my throat slit cause of him."
In all future rap songs, CPT is going to be replaced with STL - worse than Compton?!? KC for Christmas is looking better and better all the time...
Are you going to be in FWD also?
ummm. that would be a fun day trip or something. and by the way, sean, hagar can't drive "55"
Um, dude, sorry I don't listen to Van Halen all day long to even know their lyrics backwards and forwards. Give a brotha a break.
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