Thursday, September 07, 2006

For Sean: My Steve Irwin Post

Steve Irwin has died. If he knew not the Lord this means that he is currently spending his eternity in hell and by that I mean Petsmart.

If, however, he in fact knew the Lord he went straight to heaven where he was immediately mauled by a Jesus Tiger and killed.

4 comments:

zenner's said...

I'm sorry but it that jeremy and billy poe in front of a beach backdrop? nice.

hamster... ace's daughter might have a point. i too questioned donde esta el love? but i think it's simply hooded sorrow pouring out of my amour... because there was and is MUCH love for the steve de crocodillo in our home.

Sean said...

Score: 0.3

Notes: Steve Irwin would not be eaten by a Jesus Tiger, and you know it.

You toy with my emotions, sir.

Anonymous said...

I think 'ole Steve will get some points from "The Big Guy" for pulling the stingray's tail out of his own chest before expiring. But I'm pretty sure the stingray is going to hell.

Sean said...

Upon Chelsea's recommendation I will give you are forgiven your sins, my son. You are the (future) proud owner of an "Oil Can". That's right, a 32 oz. can of Fosters. They make it in original and bitter.